Stock trading genius who helps investors realize their financial dreams or a hyperactive windbag that is a symbol of everything wrong with both the investment industry and television?

Does this TV clown deserve our attention?

Can you really trust a man who says BooYa a lot?

Could he ever just shut up for one minute?

Can Cramer outperform our monkey, whose idea of picking a stock involves a dart board and a coin?

If you can’t stand the man and want to see how CNBC’s performing monkey does against our performing monkey then this is the site for you.